Centerville Rec Center Review by the creator

The Centerville Rec Center has five major groups:

The Slide Junkies
These people stand next to the slide during the entire break. They slide down it three times and leave.

The Poopers
It seems like every time I come a kid has pooped in the kiddie Pool. When asked when we could get back in the life guard said "It depends on the Consistency." NO JOKE.

The Bleachies
These people just sit on the bleachers. Sometimes they get dressed up there and naked.

The Ballers
Ghetto people everywhere.

The Nudists
Everyone in the bathroom. I saw two old dicks last time.

There is too much chlorine. The End.