Chicken Wing Review by the creator


I started with the worst place.

Buffalo Wild Wings

My all-time favorite wing place. Had my all-time favorite episode in the bathroom here.


Good food. I was so happy I ran butter through my hair.


Super DELICIOUS. Would ride go karts allover this place. The wings were so good the chickens were jumping into the slaughterhouse and defeathering themselves.

Buffalo Wings and Rings

TOOK FOREVER. I was happily growing a beard but waiting so long made it grow unhappily.


I ended with the worst place.